Why World War VII is probably going to be the Final War
KLONDIKE, CPAC Philosophy Corner –The New Year has started, break is ending and we are starting off 2015 with a War to end all Wars. A war between two armies that are two sides of the same messed coin. On one side we have the Not-Black-Alliance, also known as the Resistance. An alliance made up of the Nachos, Light Troops and Golds with Doritos, Night Warriors and SWAT returning from the dead to attempt to assist in the war. On the other side of this conflict we have the Grand Alliance spearheaded by the Dark Warriors and involving the Ice Warriors, Water Vikings, Chaos, RPF, Takis and the Army of Club Penguin. This isn’t anything that new if someone has been around the community for a couple years, as there seems to be an annual battle between the armies of “Good” and the armies of “Evil,” usually to topple the good guys from the top of the Top Ten. This war is for a vastly different cause, and it is even more corrupt, immoral, and downright cruel then the infamous Black Alliance War of late 2012/Early 2013.
It is because of the fact this is worse than the BA war, I personally fear for the future of this community. This is not a war to knock the Dark Warriors off their high horse because they have been first nearly consistently since June. This is a hate-filled war to destroy each other for the various crimes against both parties have committed not just to each other, but to the community as a whole. And this would be one thing if it was just a Dark Warriors versus Light Troops war. They both run the top ten with the most recent one having them being .18 points apart. But because they have involved over half of the significant community, they have started to push for the inevitable death this community is already too close to.
The main reasoning for this war is to eliminate either the top armies, if you are in the Resistance, or remove the “corrupt, inept and evil leaders” if you are in the Grand Alliance. This right here is a big issue, and why I fear for our future. Challenging the top armies and having war is good. It keeps this community alive, and gives troops reasons to fight. What is not good is when in war comparing other armies to Nazis, Terrorists, and all sorts of criminal scum. It isn’t cool, it isn’t even remotely funny. If we were comparing our enemies to mafia bosses or people that are not truly evil then it would be more tolerable. Comparing the enemy leader to Adolf Hitler is pathetic. The man was responsible for a genocide that still has not recovered 70 years later. I doubt that any of our current leaders have enough hate or political reach to achieve what Hitler did. We may have a lot of leaders who have nasty enough attitudes to question it, but they cannot commit a massacre of an entire race of penguins, no matter how hard they try.
What many of these leaders are able to do is perform illegal activities to get themselves ahead, or call wolf to get out of battle. That is the big reason for the war besides trying to get the top ten. Both the Dark Warriors and the Light troops have accused each other of attacking each other with DDoS attacks, Botting battles, and other general crimes according to the general populace of armies. Both of which are immature, and sets a poor example for future generations of troops. The sad part is that one army has been confirmed to commit the crime, and play dumb when confronted by others. The other army has been suspected for foul play, but has yet to be fully examined and/or caught to either confirm or deny the accusations.
The main reason I think this war is going to be our final war is that with the exception of the top two armies, barely any army can even get a score of 70 on the CPAC top ten. There have been no real fun wars, and all wars have been either fought with Apathy from both sides, or fought with hatred from both sides. Even if armies would fight, it would end up a war of ties, ending with a treaty that would rectify all progress in the war null and void, the inability to fight each other for 6 months without fear of losing servers, and an inevitable the drop of both armies because for the next 6 months, it is a literally a “my dick is bigger than you dick” argument between a couple of frustrated teenagers that can’t get any and can only feel important on a kids game because all they are good at is pushing “E+P” or some shit like that. War in 2014 is an argument, and that is it. There are no battles, and if there are, the leaders will come up with every amount of bullshit they pull from their rectums to claim victory even if it was a clear loss.
It doesn’t help that in those month breaks from treaties, the army only does training and demands 6+ hours of autotyping a day to keep rank. It shows how apathetic most of us are. The Mighty ACP, the protectors of all things good, is content with sizes of 15. They are content with mediocrity, same with Nachos, same with RPF and same thing with most armies. The two largest armies are newer, and kicking everyone else’s ass because they are not content with piss-poor sizes. They WANT to be big, they want to be big because it gives them first, and getting first makes them feel special. It lets them brag about how much better they are then you. It lets the egos loose even though they should not be loose at all. It lets 3 people brag while everyone else doesn’t give a shit, don’t want to do anything except talk and that’s it. And the ones that are not sitting on their fat asses are liars, cheats and hypocrites condemning the very things that members of their armies do. You hate bullies? You don’t stop them by being a bully back. That works in real life, not on a kid’s game. Are you afraid to fight in war because it will hurt your size? Too freaking bad, if troops leave because you are losing, then who cares, they are not loyal and will not amount to much in 2015. The ones that stay are your loyal ones, the ones that will follow you or your army.
Now this is my request to the Army Community for 2015, though I know it will fall on deaf ears. I want leaders to stop hiring people to mid-high ranks, make them work for the promotion, don’t just hand it away for no reason. It keeps troops more loyal. Increase the amount of role-play in your armies, that is why the Dark Warriors and Light troops are thriving because despite how boring it may be, they do role-play. Drop the autotyping; it is killing us because troops are not interested in autotypers. They cannot get answers from a bot, now can they? They want to talk to a real person; they want to know about armies. Besides manual recruiting draws larger crowds, especially if you are doing something fun. Autotyping is the equivalent to Steroids for sports players, it ain’t good for your army and recruiting has became ten times harder because of the overuse of it. Also stop taking war too damn seriously, if you outright have troops hating each other, you are doing something wrong. Aggression is one thing but full hatred is another thing. You should at most dislike your enemy, but not hate him. Respect your enemy, and eventually it will turn from enemies to rivals, and become more positively competitive instead of negatively competitive. This is the next generation of armies coming up, don’t fuck up because all of us geezers have stated we are not saving your sorry asses this time.